1/21/2010

Breakout Radio Interview: Hollywood Tunes In

Megan Sherwood made her break into show business today with a group radio interview at 1310 A.M. KNPT. At nine this morning Megan,"the up and comer," waltzed into the studio "as if she had been born there," said talent agent and producer Ted Rosenzweig who viewed the one hour long show online.
"She was a natural- [her] command over the microphone and her grasp of subject matter was unprecedented."
No doubt there will be more riveting entertainment to come as Megan's phone has been ringing off the hook since this morning's performance. Offers to host, write, and even produce approaching radio and television material have been stacking up, according to her newly hired publicist, Jenifer Wader.
"Meg, as her friends call her," Wader says "will be weighing all the options and making her decision when she has re-cooperated from this morning's exhausting achievement." Wader goes on to decline all interview requests on behalf of Megan citing threats have caused security to increase around the recently indoctrinated celebrity.
The footage below poorly shows Megan's interview. Our deepest apologies for the quality of camera work. The man shooting the footage was standing on a small rowboat trying to keep a camera phone steady during a 4.5 earthquake after three cups of coffee. While the footage suffers, the evidence is clear, A STAR IS BORN!


A recent rumor that broke only minutes before this has been posted is that NBC fired Conan O'Brien in anticipation of signing Megan this evening. Our sources indicate that Leno will be the next to fall leaving the entire 11:35pm-1:30am time slot wide open for "Chatting with Megs and Four Legs," a newly conceived talk show that will feature the top celebrities performing wacky stunts in order to please their pets. Again, this is only a rumor from a reliable source. Expect to see all the smut magazines covering this tomorrow.

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